Smells expensive, means nothing. Warm cardamom and coconut cream wrapped in the confident aroma of a strategy no one will execute. Light it before your next all-hands and let the synergy wash over you. Soy wax, zero deliverables.

• 100% natural soy wax • 100% cotton wick • Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm) • Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm) • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g) • Burns for 50–60 hours • Product sourced from the US